Sorry Python, I Found a New Crush…
Look, I still love you, Python. Don't get it twisted. I go to you for automation, quick scripts, simple one-liners in contests, and of course, LeetCode hacks. You've been my ride-or-die since day one.
But…
Enter Java 😳☕
There's this new girl in my life. Her name? Java. And no matter how much I deny it, I've been crushing on her lately. Heavy.
You know that feeling when you meet that one nice girl on campus—the one who intimidates you a little? Even if you're walking around with Thomas Shelby / Franklin Saint energy, you still feel like you haven't reached yet. That's me with Java.
She's elegant. She's strict. She doesn't let you slack. And somehow… I love it.
Why She's Different
- Strongly typed vibes: No surprises, no sneakiness. You know exactly where you stand.
- OOP Queen: Classes, objects, inheritance — she runs this empire.
- Cross-platform aura: "Write once, run anywhere." Tell me that doesn't sound like girlfriend goals.
- Performance: She may not be C++ fast, but she doesn't fumble either.
Python is fun, spontaneous, and easy to vibe with — but Java? Java makes me work for it. And maybe that's why I like her more each day.
The Struggle Is Real
Yeah, I can read, understand, and debug Java code. I can even fix her mess when she throws 50 lines of errors at me. But deep down, I know there's so much more to learn. And that's the thrill — the mystery.
She challenges me. Keeps me sharp. Makes me want to be better. And Python? She's probably somewhere rolling her eyes at me right now.
Will She Ever Like Me Back?
I hope so. Right now, I'm still in that awkward stage —
learning her quirks, understanding her moods,
and sometimes crying at NullPointerException at 2am.
But one day… one day, I hope Java looks at me and says:
"You've leveled up. You're ready now."
Until then, I'll keep grinding. Because honestly? I think I'm in love with her. ☕❤️